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Facebook to offer dating service.

In Loco, News by David Romero

Date Your Face?  Chief Executive Mark Zuckerberg, you know the guy who created the Facebook thing.  Revealed that Facebook is planning a dating service for all the single and lonely people on social media. Dang Facebook first you stole are privacy now you want to make it up to us by helping us find love. It’s a kind gesture but …

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‘Mean Girls,’ ‘SpongeBob’ Lead 2018 Tony Award Nominations

In Loco, News by David Romero

Really Tony?  The 2018 Tony award nominations were announced with “Mean Girls” and “SpongeBob SquarePants” the musical getting the most nominations with 12 apiece. That’s correct snobby teenage girls and a kids cartoon character made of a sponge lead the musical theaters highest honor. If Tony could speak he would say “I’m getting to old for this shit”.  Next year …

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Charlie Sheen Owes $5 Million in Unpaid Taxes.

In Loco, News by David Romero

CHARLIE IN DEBT.  “Charlie Sheen” you know the guy who is always winning and got fired from a hit primetime TV show called “Two and Half Man” reportedly owes five million in taxes from court documents filled in February 2018. Perhaps all the winning has finally got up to Charlie? All those late-night blow and porn stars parties became too …

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James Cameron suggests vegan diet could put Viagra out of business.

In Loco by David Romero

Titanic In The Bedroom?  Icon writer and director “James Cameron” has spoken out about vegan diets and suggested it could replace Viagra for sexual performance.  First, wow James who know the “Avatar” man likes to get busy when he’s not messing around with blue people. Now if you have ever been a vegan or are a vegan, you maybe saying …

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R Kelly Is Preparing Musical Comeback Amid Sexual Misconduct Allegations.

In Loco by David Romero

R Kelly: Accusation Album?  “Bump and grind,” “I Believe I can Fly”, “Ignition” ah the sounds of R-Kelly. But now get ready for what is sure to be R Kelly most controversial music yet. In a report from the Blast “R-Kelly is desperate to get his music career back on track, and is said to be ‘furiously’ recording new music in …

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Nicolas Cage Is Reportedly Quitting Acting In Three Or Four Years

In Loco by David Romero

LEAVING THE CAGE?  Nicolas Cage has reportedly said he plans to stop acting in three to four years and will focus more on directing if you ever sat threw a Nicolas Cage movie his over the top nature makes it kind of hard to believe his calling it quits. We assume he would laugh humorously and say he was kidding. …

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Khloé and Tristan Thompson name their daughter True.

In Loco by David Romero

The Truth Is Out There?  It’s a bird? It’s a plane? It’s another Kardashian baby. Khloe’ Kardashian and Tristan Thompson welcome there new baby into this world and of course in a very Kardashian way they post it on Instagram and decided to name there baby, wait for it… True Thompson. Which is kind of ironic since both of her …

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Omarosa Says Mike Pence Thinks Jesus Tells Him To Say Things.

In Loco by David Romero

SPAWN OF JESUS? In today’s America our president is a cocky, stubborn egomaniac, and our vice president is a calling from Jesus? In a new episode of Celebrity Big Brother “Omarosa former “White House Employee of Public Liaison communications” said that VP “Mike Pence” thinks Jesus tells him to say things. Jesus take the wheel or in this case, take them …